No, I have not prostituted myself

I’ve mostly received giggly emails about the juxtoposition of my headshot with Pam Anderson’s, uh, portrait in my first paid ad.

But I got a few expressing concern that I’ve become so desperate for money that I’m now un…, uh, self-employed, that I’d taken an ad for an explicit video.

Uh, folks, that’s just an advertising trick, a joke of sorts. It’s not that kind of explicit. It’s a PETA video, you see. Now, PETA women have been known to take off their clothes to protest fur, which’d be fine by me, but that’s not what I have here. It’s about chickens, folks.

So fear not, I may be a fan of Howard’s, but I’ve not gone that far. But come to think of it, maybe I should. Send in your pictures now for Girls of the Blogosphere….

(And spare me your angry email. That, too, is a joke.)

Some people are just too literal.

7 Responses to “No, I have not prostituted myself”

  1. TommyLee says:

    First Pamela Anderson video where a real chicken got choked.

  2. Erin says:

    Are you a vegetarian?

  3. Ted says:

    Glad you can laugh, Jeff. And that was the tamest Pam photo I could find :)

  4. Bruce says:

    Pam video–um, wow–you click on the link and the video starts straight up. That’s harsh. http://www.KentuckyFriedCruelty.com, that’s cute.

  5. rcjordan says:

    >not prostituted

    HHH! Jeff, that comment reminds me of this punchline: We’ve already established WHAT you are, we’re just haggling over the price.

  6. Lynn says:

    http://www.kfc.com/contact.htm

    I was planning to grab one of those meals they’ve been advertising with the free cake, but after viewing that film, who can eat.

    Instead I went to their contact page (above) and let them know how I now view them.

  7. Ruth says:

    Thankyou, I prefer a picture of Pam Anderson to one of a chicken being juxtaposed with Jeff’s visage.

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