I’ve mostly received giggly emails about the juxtoposition of my headshot with Pam Anderson’s, uh, portrait in my first paid ad.
But I got a few expressing concern that I’ve become so desperate for money that I’m now un…, uh, self-employed, that I’d taken an ad for an explicit video.
Uh, folks, that’s just an advertising trick, a joke of sorts. It’s not that kind of explicit. It’s a PETA video, you see. Now, PETA women have been known to take off their clothes to protest fur, which’d be fine by me, but that’s not what I have here. It’s about chickens, folks.
So fear not, I may be a fan of Howard’s, but I’ve not gone that far. But come to think of it, maybe I should. Send in your pictures now for Girls of the Blogosphere….
(And spare me your angry email. That, too, is a joke.)
Some people are just too literal.

First Pamela Anderson video where a real chicken got choked.
Are you a vegetarian?
Glad you can laugh, Jeff. And that was the tamest Pam photo I could find
Pam video–um, wow–you click on the link and the video starts straight up. That’s harsh. http://www.KentuckyFriedCruelty.com, that’s cute.
>not prostituted
HHH! Jeff, that comment reminds me of this punchline: We’ve already established WHAT you are, we’re just haggling over the price.
http://www.kfc.com/contact.htm
I was planning to grab one of those meals they’ve been advertising with the free cake, but after viewing that film, who can eat.
Instead I went to their contact page (above) and let them know how I now view them.
Thankyou, I prefer a picture of Pam Anderson to one of a chicken being juxtaposed with Jeff’s visage.