I should be Jewish. Instead, I’m a cranky Congregationalist.
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October 23rd, 2005 at 2:07 pm
I don’t get it.
October 23rd, 2005 at 2:26 pm
Eat more matzo balls, less Jell-O salad.
October 23rd, 2005 at 3:40 pm
Nu, so have you been to see the good doctor [Dr. Schaechter] about it, Jarvis? And then, maybe your local Rabbi.
I’m not Jewish, by the way, just playing along. God! I’m so hungry, I could eat half the side of a pig.
October 23rd, 2005 at 3:45 pm
Well, Michael Z, then it’s certainly not worth explaining. Gags never are.
October 23rd, 2005 at 10:44 pm
To me , it just looks like a couple of white geeks sitting around talking.
October 24th, 2005 at 7:09 am
In dire straits or the Catskills anybody can be Jewish.
In the Catskills on St. Patrick’s Day you can be Jewish and Irish. (Ever notice how alike Samson and Chuchulainn are? Samson, Chuchulainn; separated at birth?
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October 24th, 2005 at 7:17 am
Shouldn’t that be “gnosh on matzo balls”? But I especially recommend bagels and cream cheese, it goes easier on the pajamas.
October 24th, 2005 at 4:03 pm
In the New York Metropolitan area, everybody’s a little bit Jewish. It just happens. Kosher Chinese food anyone?
October 26th, 2005 at 10:41 am
nee, straks!*
* in English “no, later!”
nu? (Dutch for “now?”)