Before going on Howie’s show today, I went to makeup and saw something new: Rather than using little sponges and pads to make me look human, they used a airbrush to gently blow me-colored powder all over my face. She explained that they’re doing this to get ready for HDTV. Or maybe she was just being nice and she thought I needed sandblasting.
The truth probably lies somewhere in between…
You’re welcome, Jeff!
Merry Christmas!
After quickly skimming the headline, and mention of someone you know as “Howie,” I jumped to a seemingly obvious conclusion:
You want Howard Stern’s face to be carved into Mt. Rushmore.
Whoops, wrong Howie. Nevermind.
Whatever it was supposed to do, it didn’t work.
“they used a airbrush to gently blow me” . . .
Nice, but I prefer the old-fashioned method.