The amazing Publius Pundit is following Michael Totten’s example and will be blogging from around the world, especially Latin America and Eastern Europe.
This entry was posted on Friday, June 30th, 2006 at 3:34 pm and was tagged Weblogs.
He has his work cut out for him. I spent four months blogging from Los Angeles to Maine and back, and all I got out of it was $3 put into my Amazon tipjar.
The basic idea, according to Scientology, is that earth is the crossroads of the universe. Humans are descended from the spirits of murdered space aliens. That’s the whole volcano thing, the murders were done there with a-bombs and the aliens were brought here in spaceships that looked like airliners. The evil alien is called Xenu. According to founder L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu “goofed the floof” and had to be exterminated. But they did not did not exterminate him, they locked him up in a cage with an eternal battery.
Xenu’s followers are called the invader forces.
Scientologists believe that earth has so much trouble because the invader forces keep coming here. They want to find and free Xenu.
There are different invader forces. Some are your usual saucer and little green man aliens. These are the Marcabian and Helatrobian invaders.
There are the snake people. You can imagine what these guys are like, and they travel in massive hive-like spacecraft.
There are the grinders. They wear goggles and have electrical machines that work by turning a handle.
There are halvers. They are like spinning balls that hypnotize you. Sometimes they are colored, sometimes black and white. They make patterns in the sky.
And then there are blinkers. They look like cats and somehow earth cats come from their DNA. They fly and teleport. They never touch the ground. They are the enemies of Scientologists. Scientologists build special rooms with high ceilings and mousetraps to try to catch them.
They are the most dangerous invader force. The so-called secret of the blinkers just got leaked out and Scientology is really pissed off about it. There was a picture of a cat in one of their books and they had to take it out because of the blinker cat jokes.
He has his work cut out for him. I spent four months blogging from Los Angeles to Maine and back, and all I got out of it was $3 put into my Amazon tipjar.
The basic idea, according to Scientology, is that earth is the crossroads of the universe. Humans are descended from the spirits of murdered space aliens. That’s the whole volcano thing, the murders were done there with a-bombs and the aliens were brought here in spaceships that looked like airliners. The evil alien is called Xenu. According to founder L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu “goofed the floof” and had to be exterminated. But they did not did not exterminate him, they locked him up in a cage with an eternal battery.
Xenu’s followers are called the invader forces.
Scientologists believe that earth has so much trouble because the invader forces keep coming here. They want to find and free Xenu.
There are different invader forces. Some are your usual saucer and little green man aliens. These are the Marcabian and Helatrobian invaders.
There are the snake people. You can imagine what these guys are like, and they travel in massive hive-like spacecraft.
There are the grinders. They wear goggles and have electrical machines that work by turning a handle.
There are halvers. They are like spinning balls that hypnotize you. Sometimes they are colored, sometimes black and white. They make patterns in the sky.
And then there are blinkers. They look like cats and somehow earth cats come from their DNA. They fly and teleport. They never touch the ground. They are the enemies of Scientologists. Scientologists build special rooms with high ceilings and mousetraps to try to catch them.
They are the most dangerous invader force. The so-called secret of the blinkers just got leaked out and Scientology is really pissed off about it. There was a picture of a cat in one of their books and they had to take it out because of the blinker cat jokes.