Jesus has a MySpace account. He lists his hobbies as “beard care, extreme waterskiing†and his favorite film as “The Life of Brian.†Last I looked, poor bloke has zero friends. In fact, He needs to advertise for them. But does He pirate videos?
“Thanks for the add (and the eternal salvation)!”
I prefer Emo Jesus.
As someone so wisely pointed out, “Thanks to MySpace, everyone can now have their very own personal Jesus”.
Depeche Mode would be proud…