What a friend we have in…

Jesus has a MySpace account. He lists his hobbies as “beard care, extreme waterskiing” and his favorite film as “The Life of Brian.” Last I looked, poor bloke has zero friends. In fact, He needs to advertise for them. But does He pirate videos?

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2 Responses to “What a friend we have in…”

  1. Jim Treacher Says:

    “Thanks for the add (and the eternal salvation)!”

  2. Jersey Exile Says:

    I prefer Emo Jesus.

    As someone so wisely pointed out, “Thanks to MySpace, everyone can now have their very own personal Jesus”.

    Depeche Mode would be proud…

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