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Bozo driver of the day: NJ MKR 635
: I'm initiating a new feature: The Bozo Driver of the Day. Everytime I see a bozo driver, I've decided I'll give the guy the attention he so urgently desires right here. If you all do that, too, look what we can create: a dynamic, nationwide Bozo data base. It's not unlike my dynamic weblog Consumer Reports: Just say "BrandX sucks" and whenever people search Google for that combination of words, they'll find warnings from fellow consumers. (My most recent: Expedia sucks and Sears sucks). Soon, you can Google your own license plate and see whether you've been busted by the blog cops.
So today's Bozo Driver of the Day is a BMW driver. Of course. BMW drivers are, as a breed, Bozos. They are the true target market for those penis-enlarger spams.
This morning on I-78, this Bozo kept rushing my tail (though I could go no faster, since I was behind traffic). Then, showing all the strategic acumen of a dot.com stock analyst, he would swerve into the right lane in hopes of passing me us that way, though there was more and slower traffic in that lane. Thus, he went nowhere, except swerving back into my lane behind me again and again. He never learns.
So you know who you are, beemer boy with your shaved head and too-cool sunglasses. You are the Bozo Driver of the Day.
Puce has a day job
: He's writing Iranian T-shirts. This, also, from View From Iran:
“A lot of the music you hear is a copy of music made elsewhere,” F says. “Sometimes it is the words that are copied, sometimes it is the tune.”
“I am not surprised,” I say. “It is true of everything else.” Copies of everything are here. There may be no Crest, but there is Crend with a similar logo. There are bad copies of the Coca Cola logo on bottles of homegrown soda that tastes pretty damn good. The Nike swoosh is a little too fat here. Things are “’maed’ in USA.” Children’s T-shirts have slogans on them like:
“Have a happy how heavy is a duckling.”
and
“Barbie is beauty fine and miss”
We watch movies on CD that are imprinted with: “Property of Miramax for prescreening purposes only.”
The lyrics of Metallica have all been translated into Persian and are published in a book that is very popular with teenagers.
A blue Mickey Mouse graced a wall in the restaurant we ate at last night.
The same post about Iran's counterfeit pop culture makes a point about a popular video there now and then makes this
wise observation:
In a way the video presents a life that Iranians could have. People just seem bursting to have fun. Fun is power. Fun is what will ultimately bring down this regime.
Terrorism
: One must take news flashes from weblogs without names with a grain of salt but this one is intriguing. From the American/Iranian husband-wife weblog View From Iran:
Our sources tell us that quiet investigations into the plane crashes here in Iran on February 19 and in Pakistan on February 20 were likely bombs and the work of Al Qaeda. The belief is that they were a direct response to the fact that the 2 governments had recently arrested several suspected members of Al Qaeda.
Al-Qaeda's MO is often not to take "credit" for its attacks (thus getting "credit" for fear they didn't necessarily instigate) and so this is conceivable.
Internationalization
: Hoder, the man who started the Iranian weblog revolution, calls on weblog software and news aggregator creators to get up to speed internationalizing their applications so they can handle languages that don't use this alphabet. Amen to that. Look at what's happening in Iran; imagine what can happen throughout the world as weblogs build bridges across borders. Stick that in your RSS pipe and smoke it!
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