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by Jeff Jarvis

August 23, 2003

Flashwastes
: Two choices:
(1) Declare flashmobs tired and retired. It was cute for a day. But they are pointless and irritating: just a bunch of rich and wired kids with nothing better to do showing off that they are rich and wired and can afford to waste their time.
(2) Organize a flashmob to actually do something useful: Hey, kids, let's all meet in Central Park at 7:08 and each of us pick up a piece of litter? Or why don't we all meet in downtown Manhattan and give the still-struggling merchants down there a little business? Or let's all show up on the FCC's doorstep and tell them that we want more wireless innovation now. (Special French edition: Let's all show up at an old folks' home, make sure they're not dying of the heat, and bring them a cold Evian.)advance email extractor 2.70

Ayatollah Moore
: Hammihan, an Iranian blogger, gets what's wrong with "Judge" Bubba Moore's refusal to take his religious monument out of a government building. Amazing that the "judge" and his religious extremists don't:

by disobeying the ruling of Alabama's supreme court, Mr. Moore has violated the principle which sets the US government apart from regime's like that which is oppressing the people of Iran. by stating that the word of HIS 'god' shall overrule the laws of the State of Alabama, he has declared that he wishes Alabama to become a theocracy, just like the one in Iran. he has declared himself the representative of 'god' on Earth (or in Alabama), and has allowed himself to destroy the civil institutions of that State based on his religious bigotry. Mr. Moore should move to Iran, and join the Ayatollahs in doing the 'work of god', ie, opressing people and destroying democracy
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Baghdad Bob, pitchman
: Andy the Hobo Traveler in Iraq finds a billboard selling olives and making fun of Baghdad Bob.advance email extractor 2.70

Raindrops on roses and Iranians on Americans
: The American woman married to an Iranian and living in Iran lists the things she likes about Iran, including this:

I like being an American here. Everyone is so nice to me. Everyone seems to think that Americans are wonderful. One restaurant owner had to restrain himself from hugging me when he discovered that I was American. People shake my hand. They talk to me. Sometimes they tell me that they don’t like Bush, but they always tell me how much they like Americans. This is so refreshing after a couple of years of living in Europe where all I heard was how evil Americans were.
Now ain't that a kick in the pants? People are nicer to Americans in Iran -- where, not long ago, mobs called for our demise -- than they are in our ol' pal Europe.advance email extractor 2.70

If you can't stand the heat, get out of France
: Mark Steyn on the incredible scandal of 10,000 dead from heat in France:

'The US and British armies have entered the gates of hell," thundered George Galloway last month. "Soon it will be 100 degrees at midnight in Baghdad, but there will be no respite from the need for full body armour."
As usual, George was a little off. The gates of hell are on the périphérique and it's 100 degrees at midnight in the pissoir on the Metro. To date, two US soldiers are believed to have succumbed to the heat in Iraq, whereas over 10,000 people have succumbed to it in France....
Certainly, Iraq has its problems. Jacques Chirac, en vacances just up the road from me in North Hatley, Quebec, took time out of his three-week holiday to issue a statement on events in Baghdad, where 20 people died on Tuesday. But he didn't bother to interrupt his vacation to issue a statement on events in France, where so many people have died, the funeral homes are standing room only and they're having to store bodies in the freezers at the fruit and veg markets....
And where are the Red Cross and Oxfam and Human Rights Watch and all the other noisy humanitarians? If 10,000 Iraqis had died of dysentery on George W Bush's watch, you'd never hear the end of it....
France isn't on the edge, it's in the abyss. When I motored round Iraq a couple of months ago, the hospital wards were well below capacity. Yet in France the entire health system – or that percentage of it not spending August at the beach – is stretched beyond its limits (35 hours a week, 44 weeks a year). Why aren't Médecins Sans Frontières demanding to be allowed in to take over?
There's an old, cynical formula for the weight accorded different disasters on American TV news. It runs something like: one dead American = 10 dead Israelis = 100 dead Russians = 1,000 dead Bangladeshis. But 10,000 French can die, and even the French don't seem to care – or not too much, and not with any great urgency....
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