BuzzMachine
by Jeff Jarvis

February 19, 2004

Fat tax
: British bureaucrats propose a fat tax, an extra levy on foods that are bad for you to try to deal with Britain's obesity problem.
Hmmmm.
So when Atkins comes into favor, they start taxing carbs; when we find out he died obese, we they stop taxing them. They'll tax butter and the French -- and dairy farmers -- will protest. Oh, yeah, this will be easy to administer.
But it does open up new potential to legislate behavior and cure deficits: Got a problem with gay marriage? Just charge them more for the license! Don't want kids to watch too much TV? Tax 'em! Personally, I'd like to levy fines for bad grammar and open-mouthed gum chewing and passing on the right and spitting on the street. And while we're at it, let's tax the hell out of bigots and sexists. Yeah, they're really onto something....spechal Pictures

Ex-cons
: I"m watching TV tonight and see an early-teenage girl in front of a Mac, drinking a Pepsi, saying, "Hi, I was one of the kids who was arrested for downloading music free off the Internet." Cue slug of Pepsi. She says she's still downloading music free thanks to the Pepsi iTunes promotion (while, in the background, we hear, "I fought the law and the law won"). There's the first and only attempt I've seen by the music industry to make its customers look like friends. Only it didn't come from the music industry. It came from the soft drink and technology industries. Oh, well.
And, of course, thanks to the Web, everybody's a winner. spechal Pictures

Blogging Bush
: Blogger and magazine publisher Rex Hammock just met with George Bush and other small-business folks on the economy. He's on his way to the airport but will post his report to his blog later tonight. A press release on the event is at his company site here.
: UPDATE: The president mentioned Rex specifically in his speech today and it was quoted on NPR. Here's what the Pres said:

Rex Hammock is with us.... from Nashville, Tennessee. He started his own company. I love the entrepreneurial spirit. Don't you love to be in a country where people feel comfortable about -- (applause) -- where people feel comfortable and free to start their own business. And by the way, government's role is to create an environment where the entrepreneurial spirit is strong, where people feel free and comfortable doing that.
And he did, and he's got what is called a subchapter S corporation. Many of you know what that means, but for those who don't, it means that you get taxed at the individual income tax level. So when we cut the rates on everybody, not just a few, it helped Rex, made him a little more comfortable in his ability to plan. But more importantly, by raising the level of deductibility for small businesses to $100,000, it provided incentive for him to invest. And so this year, he told me he's going to spend $100,000 on computers, scanners and software to help his employees in his publishing business become more productive. It means they're more competitive. When you're more competitive, you've got a more productive work force, and when you're competitive, it means you're more likely to stay in business. And it means you're more likely -- your work force is more likely to have steady work. And if you really get productive and can compete, it means you add employees. And he added two last year, and he plans on adding five this year.
Now, there's a lot of Rexes in the country, and you put two on here and five on there, and all of a sudden, there's a lot of people beginning to find jobs. And that's important. That's how jobs grow, through the individual decision-making of thousands of entrepreneurs and employers around the country.
Damn, I wish Rex had a later flight and good wi-fi so he could blog. Later....spechal Pictures

The People's Republic of....
: In a fascinating paper by Alireza Mohammadi Doostdar on the Persian blog society, he calls it "Weblogistan." I like that. spechal Pictures

Tomorrow is a big day for the Iranian blog revolution
: Hoder is encouraging Iranian bloggers to act as reporters during tomorrow's "election."

I'm trying to encourage Iranian blogger to go out tomorrow, the election day, and report what they see and hear in their city and blog it. I also plan to gather all posts related to it in one place either in my own Persian blog or in Sobhaneh, the collective news blog.
I also consider a place in iranFilter for those Iranian who know English to provide translations the reports that are gathered in Persian.
This can be the 9/11 for Persian blogosphere. It's the first event that potentially engages every body in every city in Iran and blogs can play a huge role in reporting the news, rumors, and all those things that traditional journalists usually miss.
Hoder's advice to them: Don't vote. Blog instead.
He's right: This could be a watershed moment in citizens' media and democratization. No matter what the mullahs do -- shutting down newspapers -- the people can still report.
You can't shut down news when every citizen is a reporter.
I also urge Hoder and company to translate as much as possible: The more this story gets out, the better.
The people of Iran are reporting and the whole world is reading.
(Here's the Persian version.)spechal Pictures

Libel insurance
: A very helpful OJR piece no libel laws and libel insurance for bloggers. spechal Pictures

Reality?
: Glenn Reynolds delivers his eulogy for Howard Dean:

I'll actually miss him. I'm pretty sure that he would have been a disaster as a President, or even as a general-election candidate. I disagreed with him on most stuff, I think, and certainly about his signature issue, the war. But he did have a genuineness that the other candidates lacked, and I liked him for that.
I don't agree that he was genuine.
People said that when he was a governor, he was a centrist and a reasonable man.
He created a new persona and new worldview in his (tatically mistaken) effort to win the nomination: He moved himself left; he moved himself back toward the center when he thought he'd exploited the war sufficiently to become frontrunner; he made himself in to America's new angry (not) young man.
That's just why I didn't trust him, because I couldn't be sure which was the real Dean. spechal Pictures

G-g-g-good-bye
: TV Guide reports that Stuttering John Melendez, a fixture on the Howard Stern show, is going to be the new announcer for Jay Leno.
On the one hand, Stern caused the defection because he has been threatening to quit radio when his contract is up in two years. Who's going to pass up a rich gig?
On the other hand, it seems like a typically tone-deaf Leno move, making a famous stutterer an announcer. John has been more than a stuttering joke for years; he's a character for so many other reasons (his cheapness, his marriage, his gossiping, his chutzpah). If all he does is announce and stutter, that makes him into a stuttering joke again and it makes fun of stutterers for its own sake.
Leno has been stealing bits from Stern; now he's stealing people.
Stern et al are on vacation this week; expect fun next week. MarksFriggin, Stern's unofficial Boswell, has more thoughts. [Thanks to Ed Moltzen for the tip]spechal Pictures

You tell 'em,!
: Who would think that we'd see a rousing speech in favor of gay marriage from a columnist in Salt Lake City. But give Salt Lake Tribune columnist Holly Mullin credit for speaking the truth to an audience that won't like it. It's a great big of columnizing:

...The same-sex marriage movement is rolling. It will not be stopped....
We have a blazing civil rights movement here, friends, the first of this budding century. It is strikingly similar to the fight for equality waged by blacks from Reconstruction, through an era of Jim Crow laws and straight on to the Civil Rights Act of 1964. It mirrors the efforts by suffragists, who rallied for women's right to vote at the 1848 Seneca Falls Convention but did not gain the franchise for another 72 years, with ratification of the 19th Amendment....
It will happen again. It will happen because recognizing gays and lesbians as full human beings, with a right to equal protection under the Constitution, is just and fair and decent. When a whole class of people is systematically denied the perks of marriage -- inheritance rights and Social Security and military survivors benefits to name a few -- simply because the majority finds its lifestyle abhorrent or something to fear, it's high time for a makeover.
Makeovers are what this society does. This is a country strong enough to absorb change and to promote justice. If not, blacks would still be picking cotton. Wives would still be their husbands' property.
On Wednesday, the Utah Legislature passed a bill re-enforcing the ban on same-sex marriage, and any day it will pass a resolution asking voters to amend the state constitution by defining marriage as a union between a man and a woman only.
A few lawmakers and lobbyists have done a beautiful job at bundling their bigotry in a blanket of religious piety and blathering on about what Jefferson and Madison were thinking 200-plus years ago. This resolution will sail right through. You won't have time to blink.
In the end, it won't matter. Utah can take its petty little stand. It may as well put up a picket fence to stop an avalanche.
Same-sex marriage is way beyond one state's grasp. This is a national movement, a social upheaval. Put your ear to the ground and hear it.
Bravo!spechal Pictures

: UPDATE: Even the staid Chicago Tribune is not chocking too hard on the notion that same-sex marriage is a movement. Says its ombudsman, responding in print to a guy who called complaining that a picture of two men kissing revealed the Tribune's "moral problem:"

Al's use of the term "moral problem" implies a much more serious judgment than the word "taste" suggests. He sees those of us who make decisions in the Tribune newsroom as having enlisted in a culture war on the side of the forces of darkness and immorality. By running that picture of those two men kissing, we have given the country, the society, a push along a road that ends in moral rack and ruin.
There is an opposite view that sees that picture as a harbinger of the future, a sign of progress toward equal treatment under the law of all people and their personal choices. By these lights, we at the Tribune--and in the newspaper industry generally--have been laggards, too slow in accepting same-sex wedding or commitment announcements, too slow in editorializing in favor of same-sex marriage, child care and other such arrangements.
But the publication of that photo on Monday implies no commitment by the newspaper to either of those views. The fact is that there was--and is--a news story in San Francisco about people involved in what, for better or worse, will be a revolutionary social change. The picture of those two men kissing was news, and its presence in the paper reflected our commitment to clear and responsible communication of that news.
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Reality
: We are a binge-and-purge nation and we're still binging on reality shows; the purge will come soon enough.
USA Today lists the realityfests in the making. They're bringing back Paris, of course, and even Regis and Rocco. This one sounds like fun: "The One That Got Away (NBC, April). A two-week series in which a man revisits former flames." But this one sounds troubling: "Playing It Straight (Fox, March 12, Fridays, 8 p.m.). A classic Bachelorette-style dating show, except some of her 14 suitors are gay, and she has to unmask and avoid them to win money." Cue the Liza music.
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Like Father, like Son
: I watched Mel Gibson's interview on ABC the other night and came to the uncomfortable feeling that Mel's a bit crackers. He has that scary stare and set-in-stone perspective of a cultist.
Now we see that his father -- already known as a Holocaust-denying nut, whom Gibson angrily protected in that interview -- can't keep his spittle-spewing yap shut.

In the bizarre interview, Gibson also said Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan should be lynched and called for the government to be overthrown....
Some of his most outrageous rants focused on the millions of Jews exterminated by Adolf Hitler.
"They claimed that there were 6.2 million in Poland before the war, and they claimed after the war there were 200,000 - therefore he must have killed 6 million of them," he said. "They simply got up and left! They were all over the Bronx and Brooklyn and Sydney, Australia, and Los Angeles."
: UPDATE: I just email from one Leather Penguin (damn, it feels silly quoting some people) wondering whether the Gibson Sr. story is a scam:
I may be wrong, but this looks bogus. I read the article, didn't recognize the call letters or the host's name (I'm a talk radio junkie), and spent ten seconds looking them up.
WSNR is a sports radio station, the host in question isn't on their talent roster, and the show in question isn't on their schedule. I'm especially disappointed with the NY Daily News running this story as it was presented on their website. Talkline, who supposedly syndicates this radio show to WSNR, doesn't have the host's name anywhere on their website. And one guy they have listed as having a syndicated show on WSNR--which WSNR also doesn't list--supposedly airs from 10AM-12PM, which would be one hell of a shift....
Looks like good reporting, Mr. Penguin.spechal Pictures

: UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: See the comments. Many poke holes in Penguin's conclusions. We fact-check your fact-checking.spechal Pictures

A new gig
: Michael J. Totten -- a talent discovered by the blogopshere -- has a new gig: a TCS column. Here's the first. spechal Pictures

Iranian blogs make news
: Yesterday, AFP discovered Iranian weblogs. Today, the AP does in a story that pictures Pedram Moallemian and quotes Hossein Derakhshan.
It's about time!spechal Pictures

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