BuzzMachine
by Jeff Jarvis

August 20, 2004

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Blogpulse news

: I've been playing with Blogpulse, comparing references in blogs -- not in media but in blogs -- to swift boats (or swiftvets or swift) in blue, vs. Cambodia in yellow, vs. health in green. Note how much blog users -- thank goodness -- care about health issues over the nonissues of the Swifties.

By the way, here's Bush (in blue, for variety's sake) vs. Kerry (in yellow, make no inferences) vs. Nader (in green, how appropriate):

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The hostage we know

: Tristan Louis, a blogger, knows the latest hostage in Iraq, Micah Garen, and worked with him at Earthweb. See Tristan's post here and Doc's post here.

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Lemmings to the fryer

: Went to the new Jersey City Fatburger for lunch today. Ridiculous line. Didn't move. I left. It's just a burger, folks.

: UPDATE: Could New York be the death of Fatburger?

Ken Layne reports in the comments:

Fatburger is slooooooow. It's not fast food. (And it's not my favorite California burger, but it is very tasty and very substantial. More like a burger you'd get in a decent steakhouse.)

Even with nobody in line -- say, at 2:30 a.m. -- it takes forever. I will admit to falling "asleep" in my car at the drive-thru window. More than once.

Wait a week or two for the novelty to pass, then make your order, go out for a newspaper or whatever, and then you will have a happy lunch.

New Yorkers aren't patient like Californians; I learned that first-hand when I lived out there. I'd go psycho waiting for a table while all around me were drugged. New Yorkers have places to go, people to see, things to do. New Yorkers have lives.

Reporting for duty

: Gizmodo reports on a high-tech cup that will test the motility, fertility, motivation, eagerness of your sperm.

News TiVo

: Microsoft's Newsbot is trying to serve you personalized news based on other news you looked at, very TiVolike and Amazonlike. Interesting idea. Execution so far is iffy: If I look at "general news" I get more "general news." But I like that I can look at my history and delete stories from it.

McGreevey dominoes

: Ya gotta love Jersey politics: a surprise every day. Pick up today's Jersey Journal right here in Jersey City and see this:

I'M GAY, AND MAD
Freeholder says governor is using sexuality to deflect criticism

Hudson County Freeholder Ray Velazquez is so offended by the governor's handling of his legal troubles and so worried that the gay community will be hurt by the scandal that he is publicly acknowledging that he, too, is a gay elected official.

Most troubling, he said, is the allegation that Gov. James E. McGreevey put his lover on the public payroll.

"It's not enough to say, 'I'm sorry, I'm a gay man,' to cover up those things," Velazquez said this week at his Downtown law office....

A relative newcomer to county politics, Velazquez was selected by the Hudson County Democratic Organization in July 2003 to fill the seat of Nidia Davila-Colon, who resigned after being convicted a month earlier of corruption charges.

: Meanwhile, the latest on the guy who claimed he was Golan Cipel's gay lover... in the pages of the NY Post and News. The Star-Ledger (which did not run the original story) reports today that he was arrested:
But in addition to his sex claims, police reports reviewed by The Star-Ledger yesterday show Michael David Miller has falsely told police he is a CIA operative and that the satellite dish on his house is used for CIA communication. In a series of phone calls to police and Essex County courts, the doctor has told a bizarre tale of an Iranian tenant he claimed would blow up the Essex County Courthouse in Newark.

Essex County Sheriff Armando Fontoura said Miller "has a serious problem with reality," and sheriff's officers, along with officers from the Essex County Prosecutor's Office, arrested the doctor last night.

Miller was taken into custody about 11:30 p.m. at his home on a warrant charging him with impersonating an FBI officer and causing false public alarm, the sheriff said.

Anybody can hold a press conference and end up in the News.

At the front

: Reporters are either a brave or stupid lot but they do risk their lives to try to bring us the news. See Christian Science Monitor reporter Scott Baldauf's account of a caravan of journalists who dared to go to ground zero in Najaf.

On the horizon we could see the gold dome of the shrine.

If anyone was going to turn back, now was the time. Eighteen cars suddenly dwindled to eight.

We moved past one more US checkpoint, and then into a no man's land. To our right was the old cemetery, site of what US officials have called the heaviest hand-to-hand fighting US forces have seen since Vietnam. Ahead of us, we could see Mahdi Army fighters moving around into firing position. We waved our white flag and proceeded slowly.

[via Lost Remote]

Infantile politics

: Fell asleep on the couch last night before I had a chance to recommend Dahlia Lithwick's guest column in The Times on the backfiring attempts to infantalize Bush as a campaign tactic of his opponents.

The tactic backfires because when you call Bush an idiot you also, by necessary extension, risk calling anyone who ever voted for him or considered voting for him or even supported him as President an idiot, and you also ignore the power of the people around him, who are not idiots. It's a rather idiotic strategy, for it turns off the people you are hoping to win over.

That is the same problem I have with all the Swifties' spittle-sputtering I can so conveniently follow in daily detail over at Instaphnom. As I said in a comment below when I dared mention the conservakerfluffle here, I'm looking at this as a voter and as a voter, I do not care about this nonstory -- just as I did not care about the nonstory of Bush's alleged military vacation -- and the more you screech about it, the more I turn off as a voter. I know I am not alone.

I actually have two problems with this:

First, it drags the political debate and campaign into the septic tank. Weren't we supposed to be better than that in this new medium? Weren't we supposed to be smart and talk about issues and what mattered in voters' lives and avoid the shallow, useless, mean-spirited example of attack journalism. Weren't we, huh?

Second, this all distracts from the real debate that should be occurring -- over health care, troop pullouts, Iraq, homeland security, the economy....

I'm equal-opportunity on this. I dismissed the attacks on Bush and the National Guard. I dismissed and attacked Michael Moore for his hatchet job on Bush in Fahrenheit 9/11. And I dismiss these attacks-for-attacks'-sake on Kerry. Shut up already. Stop wasting my time. Stop sputtering. Stop yelling at me to care about something I don't care about. Stop treating me like I'm some sort of lying pondscum if I consider voting for one of the two candidates for President -- either of them. I'm a voter, not an accomplice.

So now see how Lithwick goes after liberals in a liberal newspaper for the way they are going after conservative Bush:

It cannot have escaped anyone's notice that much of the current Bush-bashing aims to infantilize him. The most devastating segment in Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11," for instance, features the president - just after he learned of the second attack on the World Trade Center - perched on a chair in a Florida classroom, looking glazed and confused as he listens to a reading of "The Pet Goat." Mr. Bush's aide might well have whispered the news to one of the assembled students to greater effect, and the implication is inescapable: for seven long minutes, the president was Not a Man....

What's wrong with continuing efforts to characterize Mr. Bush as a not-particularly-smart third grader? For one thing, it plays to every stereotype of liberals as snotty know-it-alls who think everyone in a red state is anti-intellectual or simple-minded. It answers name-calling from the right with name-calling from the left.

These assertions also insult anyone who voted for Mr. Bush in 2000. Rather than offering an argument for Mr. Kerry, they merely disparage swing voters, who may be tempted to defect to the Democrats over the war or the economy, by sneering that they voted for a kid - and a dumb kid at that.

One of the most enduring memories from the Bush-Gore debates in 2000 was Al Gore, all sighs and eye-rolls, trapped in what must have felt like the middle-school playground fight from hell instead of a presidential debate. Everything about Mr. Gore's demeanor signaled that he felt he was giving a punk kid a much-needed scolding. Which missed the point: a lot of very smart people voted for Mr. Bush in 2000 because to them, he represented a return to honesty and morality. Dismissing him as a stupid child, and these voters as stupid-children-by-association, is no way to win them back.

Furthermore, the campaign to cast Mr. Bush as a bumbling child ignores the very grown-up machine that stands behind him. Infantilizing the president shifts the focus away from the Cheneys, Rumsfelds, Ashcrofts and Wolfowitzes....

Read the rest, please.


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