BuzzMachine... by Jeff Jarvis

November 30, 2004

Wheel of Free Speech

: Pat Sajak -- Pat Sajak! -- lambasts Hollywood's creative community for not expressing outrage over the murder of Dutch filmmaker Theo Van Gogh.

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Perhaps they are afraid that their protests would put them in danger. That, at least, is a defensible position. If I were Michael Moore, I would much rather rail against George W. Bush, who is much less likely to have me killed, than van Gogh’s murderer and the threat to creative freedom he brings. Besides, a man of Moore’s size would provide a great deal of “bulletin board” space....internet caffe full download
There’s another possibility; one that seems crazy on the surface, but does provide an explanation for the silence, and is also in keeping with the political climate in Hollywood. Is it just possible that there are those who are reluctant to criticize an act of terror because that might somehow align them with President Bush, who stubbornly clings to the notion that these are evil people who need to be defeated? Could the level of hatred for this President be so great that some people are against anything he is for, and for anything he is against?

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Color him Orange

: So Tom Ridge is gone. I have no regrets and had many complaints. Ridge tended toward the twinkie (cute drawings of disaster; duct tape; color codes) rather than the decisive. As much as I'd like Rudy Guliani to replace him, I doubt he would (thankless job that won't advance his career). But I hope we get somebody strong. internet caffe full download

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Tom, we hardly knew ye

: Just saw what was practically an obituary for Tom Brokaw on Today as he leaves his anchor ~~chair~~ X-on-the-studio-floor this week. internet caffe full download

The irony of this slatherfest is that network anchors try so hard to have very little personality. Oh, they have some personality, but only just enough to seem human, without quirks (besides his speech impediment) or passions or emotions or opinons. It's engineered personality. internet caffe full download

And now we are being asked to miss and practically mourn this anchor as if he were a dear personal friend, our news goombah. internet caffe full download

But he wasn't. He was a guy who read the news, a news cipher. And he was damned good at it. I regularly watched Brokaw, in part because I was raised in a Huntley-Brinkley home, in part because I watch NBC entertainment shows, and in part because I do like the job NBC News and Brokaw do. But he was no pal of mine. No offense, Tom, but I won't miss you. I wish you well in your retirement; I hope you enjoy your wealth and relaxation. But I will feel no vacuum in my life. internet caffe full download

And just wait until we see the video Taj Mahals that surely are being built already for Dan Rather (which, yes, will ignore Rathergate and other controversies). And he's the guy with the very fake personality, what with all his downhomeisms studded in the news like raisins in muffins (I still wonder whether he doesn't have secret downhomeism writers feeding him his hokum). internet caffe full download

I'm not decrying personality on the news. To the contrary, I've been saying that the audience is responding to personality -- witness Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly -- and what we need is transparency about a news person's perspective. internet caffe full download

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So as we say goodbye to Dan and Tom, I hope what we're really doing is signing off on the era of tapioca humanity in the news. The networks don't know it yet, but that's what's really happening. internet caffe full download

: And I know the seduction of creating a personality for the camera. Back when I was a TV critic, I appeared on TV often and made pilots of regular segments on TV about TV (which were never picked up; I was always told that the subject matter was too touchy to deal with in a competitive environment but it also could have been that I simply sucked). During those scripted shticks, I often found myself putting on the personality producers told me take on (yes, they really did tell me to smile with my voice). internet caffe full download

Lately, thanks to this blog, I've been doing the TV thing again but because I'm not really selling anything (other than the cause of free speech or my ego), I'm not trying to slap on a personality like the makeup they slap on my face. I'm me. I'm excitable. I talk fast. I'm opinionated. I don't know whether it's good TV but I do know that it's a lot more fun and less worrisome than trying to act like somebody. It's liberating. internet caffe full download

So I repeat my advice to CBS: You should replace Dan Rather with Jon Stewart. And if you don't have the balls to do that -- which you won't -- then, yes, you should follow the rumors and at least hire Tim Russert, who seems to have some real personality. Don't hire another cipher, another everyman, another engineered personality. Hire a human. internet caffe full download

: UPDATE: Says Terry Heaton, who knows TV news: "It's a scary time for people in television news, because the blue smoke and mirrors has been revealed for what it is."internet caffe full download

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Shoeless Jeff

: When I go through airport security, I take off my shoes and jackets and pull out my laptop and stow my change and phone and get through quickly and when it's all done -- even when I've switched flights at the last minute and, as a result, end up being flagged for special screening -- I always say, "Thank you." I'm damned glad these guys are inspecting us because I've seen what happens when we don't. internet caffe full download

And so I got pissed reading Joe Sharky's travel column in The Times today about a guy who gets pissy about taking off his shoes.

Mr. Coop, who is from San Jose, Calif., says he will travel about 160,000 miles this year. "If I have enough time, I will decline to take my shoes off, just to see what's going to happen on the other side," he says.

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But taking off your shoes? What's the big, boy? We actually know that a bozo terrorist tried to use his shoe as a weapon of mass murder. So take off your damned shoes, guy, and stop wasting the time of the TSA agents -- whom I've found to be consistently courteous and professional -- and the people in line behind you. internet caffe full download

: When I was in Toronto, I went up the CN Tower -- which, by the way, was a weird experience, since I already don't like heights and after 9/11 I have nightmares about city towers; I stayed to the back of the elevator and wouldn't go anywhere near the glass for 1,200 feet up (yes, kids, Daddy's a wimp). But one thing made me comfortable: Every tourist had to stand inside a contraption with little jets that spritzed air all over us. "What's it detecting?" I asked the guard, who looked uncomfortable and said nothing. "Explosives?" I asked. He nodded. "I'm glad you do it," I said. "So am I," he said. internet caffe full download

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Another media-man blogger

: Simon Waldman, head of digital publishing at the Guardian and a good guy to have lunch with, has a new blog. internet caffe full download

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